Packers @ Vikings Limericks

Dear readers,
I have long been a fan of Limericks and am going to be posting one or two here every week of the season from here on out. I hope you enjoy the addition:

Old Whats-His-Name picked up and ran,
Across the big river, to dumb purple fans,
They oohed and they ahhed,
But Dom blitzed him haaard,
And Raji pile-drived the old man

or how about this:

A playoff atmosphere is expected Monday night,
Where the Packers will maul and attack and fight,
The defense will engulf,
The boy who cried wolf,
Proving Ted's decision to be quite right.

Ok folks, thanks for reading.
I will have my official preview column up sometime tomorrow.
Until next time, then,